So, apparently, Disneyland is a fun place.
I had never been, so I had no idea what I was missing out on. So, long story short, we planned this trip (by which I mean Kate planned it all) over a year ago. We figured out a time share with her parents, “Santa” arranged the flights and even a rental car. Finally, we took the — much needed — time off work, and made our way south for the week after spring break.
The trip was pretty straightforward, no crazy surprises, other than the mechanical “light” that caused us to go back to the terminal, then change planes >_< Once we were in the air, though, everything was fine. I had forgotten how nice the weather can be in southern California. Though I did not forget that the sun and I do not get along, and immediately bought some sunscreen rated at OVER 9000!
We spent the first couple days lounging and planning: McKenzie would have lived in the pool if we could have brought down the TV. We also made bets on which character we would see first – it was Donald, and we all lost – and figured out what rides we each wanted to go on. McKenzie voted for the Haunted Mansion, which was very cool. Kate wanted to go on Pirates of the Caribbean, whose grandmother was a roller-coaster. And I wanted to see the Jedi Training Academy. Not really a ride, but I really wanted a chance to flex my midichlorians. Apparently, you have to be younger than 30 to participate, which is just blatant discrimination. Nerds come in all sizes and shapes.
The rest of the week followed a pretty similar schedule. Wake up, have breakfast, walk around Disneyland (and go on rides) until half-dead, head back to the hotel for air conditioning and pool, then back to Disneyland for more craziness. There are quite a few photos up on Kate’s blog, she took a bunch of snapshots. http://lifewiththethreebears.blogspot.com/
There were a couple memorable moments, the most memorable has to be the Ferris Wheel. So, they have this giant fucking wheel that spins around. You get into a little basket — the size of an airplane bathroom — and you ride around. All the way up and all the way down. Simple enough? Now, let’s make some of those cages move. No, swinging back and forth on a stationary axle is for little children and old fogeys. Let’s make an oblong track that the death-box can slide along, that way it’s inertia will cause a much larger swinging motion, and the whole thing will pendulum-sway back and forth long enough for us to move them to the next spot. Where it does it again.
After that, I would have to say the World of Color display was an amazing way to end the night. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a laser-light show combined with tons of Disney music and even some cool bursts of fire. It was packed, and I think I tweaked something holding Mac on my shoulders, but it was worth it to be there with her and Kate, enjoying what would be the last show we saw in the park.
The trip home was also uneventful. The car ride home was nearly unbearable, we were all so tired. But, we made it. We spent the next couple days recovering and finally returning to work. I am almost done with my first week back, and I’ve only nearly lost my mind seven times. I did well. They only had to lock me in my cube for the first 3 hours. Then the coffee kicked in and I stopped speaking in tongues.
Still trying to figure out when more beer is coming. I’ve told myself I want to do a lager now that we have a fridge in the garage. I will have to plan and come up with a strategy that will not annoy Kate while I Bogart the fridge for about three weeks.